Lady Gaga has recently come under fire for compromising the innocence of our nation's youth (according to Donny Osmond). That is, um, debatable. What is not debatable is how she compromises the safety of herself and others with her wildly dangerous, health-code-violating clothing choices.
Surely a woman of Gaga's influence must be more careful with what she wears. As a public service, we'd like to point out some of the "Telephone" singer's more dangerous ensembles. If you see someone you know, or love, wearing one of these getups -- run!
1. Bird's Nest Face
Luckily Beyonce escaped from this close encounter (at the MTV VMA's) with Gaga's nest-face with no scratches or errant feathers in her eye. But maybe next time she won't be so lucky!
2. Thunder & Lightning
Another near-miss at an award show. On Grammy night, Gaga rocked this sharp-edged Armani suit and Philip Treacy hat. She could have taken someone's eye out!
3. Neck Brace of Feathers
Not only do you have to wonder how or or why she's wearing a neck brace of feathers, this VMA eye-catcher also begs the question: Can she even breathe in that thing?
4. Blood On The Dance Floor
This one is pretty self-explanatory. It's what she wore during her legendary performance at the VMA's. Any outfit in which you bleed excessively (even if it's fake blood) is one that should stay in the back of your closet.
5. Your Body is the Scene of the Crime
You know you're dangerous when you rock yellow crime scene tape as an outfit. This "Telephone" video ensemble should be off-limits to everyone.
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